Environmentalist Catastrophy

I’m sorry to bring bad news from The Air Vent today.

According to political scientists our little “Green” planet is facing a potential EnvironMentalist Catastrophy. Continuing hot air released from politicians seeking power is creating an increase in global political temperatures like the Earth has never seen before. Fueled by ever increasing greenhouse gas rhetoric released by the environmentalists, the political climate is reaching a tipping point from which there may be no return.

Glaciers of common sense which had been the foundation of our survival are breaking off the poles of reason and melting rapidly. Ever increasing storms of regulation and taxation are expected to result with mass starvation and deserts of economic depression becoming commonplace. Prices for fuel and food are already skyrocketing and are expected to follow a hockey stick curve. If we don’t act quickly the midwest will be drowned in the economic sludge left over from the turmoil.

We must act quickly and act now, computer projections show it may be too late already. Once we have reached the tipping point there will be no return from government control.

I’m going to build a shelter and buy some canned food. Good luck and God Bless America!