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Love Hurts

Posted by Jeff Id on January 31, 2010

You have to read it to believe it.

At WUWT — IPCC now in Bizarroland: Pachauri releases “smutty” romance novel

At Climate Audit — The IPCC’s Love Guru

There isn’t much more to say except India love is HOT!!

“She removed her gown, slipped off her nightie and slid under the quilt on his bed… Sanjay put his arms around her and kissed her, first with quick caresses and then the kisses becoming longer and more passionate.

“May slipped his clothes off one by one, removing her lips from his for no more than a second or two.

“Afterwards she held him close. ‘Sandy, I’ve learned something for the first time today. You are absolutely superb after meditation. Why don’t we make love every time immediately after you have meditated?’.”

23 Responses to “Love Hurts”

  1. GT said

    But was it peer-reviewed?

  2. Jeff Id said

    May slipped his clothes off one by one, removing her lips from his for no more than a second or two.

    In the midst of their passion in the quickie mart, Sanjay buried his face betwixt her firm and erect breasts, “b.b.b.b.b.b”, he said, as he motorboated her boobs.

  3. Geoff Sherrington said

    Adult material. This author can’t even spell. “You are absolutely superb after meditation.” I thought it started mastur….

  4. SkipSmith said

    >>”In the midst of their passion in the quickie mart, Sanjay buried his face betwixt her firm and erect breasts, “b.b.b.b.b.b”, he said, as he motorboated her boobs.<<

    You should submit that as a peer review comment on his book.

  5. John Whitman said

    I like the Joan Jett version of Love Hurts much better.

  6. DJA said

    Sanjay became excited over the heat rising in the Him-a-layers, the well known brothel in northern India, the result was like a hockey stick, a seemingly never ending rise lasting years. There were some cooling moments when the voluptuous glacier like apparition refused to melt………
    ROTFLMAO, climate science at its best.

  7. Anthony Watts said

    There’s a follow up novel about global warming I hear.

    “The end of frigidity”

    Coming soon.

  8. RuhRoh said

    Anyone tried to post a supportive comment over at RC about the importance of supporting the diverse voices to get the message out to the folks about hot slot canyons and le gran tetons?

    Oh Dear Me.

    Yet another ‘must buy’ Climategate book.

    You guys are killin’ me…

  9. Peter Whale said

    The fiction here is better than the fiction in the IPCC report. I understand that the IPCC report was peer reviewed by Beatrice Potter, Yogi Bear and Al Gore.

  10. KuhnKat said

    Wrong group, wrong tune.

    Here’s the right one for Pauchy,

  11. Peter of Sydney said

    OK, there’s definitely more than enough evidence to call into question the whole of the IPCC. It must be fully investigated in various ways, including corruption and fraud. There’s absolutely no doubt about it. It’s only a matter of time before some of these clowns are in a court defending themselves. Whether they are guilty or not is up to the court system, but it’s now got to the point charges MUST be handed out to many of them, especially the chairman of the IPCC. If not then this will eventually backfire on the politicians so badly many will lose their careers for life as they are booted out of office. It’s time for them to all come clean or else.

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  13. Sera said

    I will never use the word ‘robust’ again. From now on, all of my results are ‘voluptuous’.

  14. Shona said

    Who’d a thunk that after the Nobel Peace prize (and there’s another discredited institution …); he’d be “up for” (tsk tsk pun intended) the Bad Sex Prize.

    I guess this means he’s “enlarged” his portfolio to include Big Pharma and its little blue pills.

  15. Sera: And I’ve been pondering how to work the descriptive voluptuous and heaving into my OHC, SST and ENSO posts.

    The Voluptuous 30-year rise of the AMO…

    The Heaving NINO3.4 SST anomalies during the recent El Nino…

    I wonder if he managed to use pendulous. The pendulous changes in the NODC’s OHC data:

  16. lucia said

    I”m waiting for the Bollywood version complete with music and dancing!

  17. Feedback said

    So do we at last have a name for the IPCC meltdown: The Big Bang?

  18. alf said

    The science is settled, so obviously know he has time for other things.He must have a lot of time on his hands. I wonder what else besides a pen he had in his hands.

  19. Magnus A said

    Peter of Sydney. I agree. In December Chris Monckton, half into this interview clip, discussed Pachauri. How he used fraudulent data in a presentation. Monckton sent a report to the Indian police since Pachauri would have gain huge money from decision om Cap and Trade in Copenhagen.

    “That is financial fraud on a monster scale. When this man uses this graph […] he is going to jail for fraud.”

    So Indian Police, how do this case proceed?

  20. Sera said

    “motorboated”- and I’m still laughing two days later..

  21. Terry said

    Astounding that such a intelectually bereft dork can be in charge of the IPCC. On the other hand its a bit like the monkeys being in charge of the zoo.

  22. DJA said

    Bob Tisdale
    I have been told, I can’t vouch for it, but “engorged” is one of the “in” words. IE. The engorged 30-year rise of the AMO… Something to do with voodoo science and vampires I think.

  23. RuhRoh said

    Glenn Beck TV did today mention the discernibly turgid literary strivings of the IPCC Leader RP.

    He also flagged a word change at NYT regarding peer revoodood IPCC stuff; ‘all’ became ‘most’ prior to the big snowblitz in DK.

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