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Sophist-inators

Posted by Jeff Id on February 3, 2010

I don’t know any other way to react to this. The IPCC released this statement which is covered at WUWT. As you all know, I have an attitude problem with bovine scatology. Below is the IPCC statement, below that is my translation for the layman.

Recent media interest has drawn attention to two so-called errors in the Fourth Assessment Report (AR4) of the IPCC, the first dealing with losses from disasters and the second on the subject of Amazon forests. The leadership of the IPCC has looked into both these instances and concluded that the challenges are without foundations. In neither case, did we find any basis for making changes in the wording of the report. We are convinced that there has been no error on those issues on the part of the IPCC. We released a statement about the disaster issue. As far as the second subject dealing with the Amazon is concerned, again, the IPCC has valid reasons for publishing the text as it stands in the report.

In response to these baseless charges, we have decided to provide details on the manner in which the IPCC has implemented its principles and procedures. These are the foundations that provide assurance on the validity and accuracy of statements made in the AR4.

And the real version:

Recent media interest has drawn attention to two backed up and substantiated errors in the Fourth Assessment Report (AR4) of the IPCC, the first dealing with vastly exaggerated losses from disasters and the second on the subject of Amazon forests experiencing massive unprecedented collapse. The corrupt criminal socialist leadership of the IPCC has looked into both these instances and concluded that while the allegations are true, we should say publicly “the challenges are without foundations”. In neither case, did we find any basis for making changes in the wording of the report as they could reduce our support for ongoing multi-million dollar projects already investigating these serious environmental matters. We therefore insist that there has been no error on those issues on the part of the IPCC whatsoever. We released a statement about the disaster issue. As far as the second subject dealing with the Amazon is concerned, again, the IPCC has valid reasons for publishing the text as it stands in the report, including funding, ongoing projects and future fear-mongering.

In response to these baseless charges, we have decided to provide details we had promised years earlier on the manner in which the IPCC has implemented its principles and procedures. These are the obfuscations and misdirections that provide assurance on the validity and accuracy of statements made in the AR4.

Therefore, we summarily reject your reality and substitute our own.

Best regards…. etc.etc..


13 Responses to “Sophist-inators”

  1. twawki said

    OT but …

    UN IPCC is targeting the money sources. Its not just funding from governments. There is now a UN department focused on your super/retirement funds, with UN based policies signing up retirement funds all over the world to their PRI (Principles for Responsible Investing)guidelines. In other words your retirement dollars are going to ‘green’ causes and funding the AGW industry.

    http://twawki.com/2010/02/04/super-green-putting-your-retirement-in-al-gores-hands/

  2. Jeff Id said

    #1 ouch

  3. L Gardy LaRoche said

    bovine scatology

    As Borat would put it:

    “excrement from bovine of masculine gender”

  4. Fluffy Clouds (Tim L) said

    O.T. state of the state of Michigan
    Jennifer Granholm talking her tongue was popping in and out, just like a snake!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Granholm

  5. Jeff Id said

    #4, Plz use the open thread for one of my most hated and corrupt politicians. I’m not even going to look at it, the woman makes me nuts.

    OK I looked at it. Dmn.

  6. PhilJourdan said

    I would not look to the IPCC to correct any of the errors found in the last month. But the word is getting out. Just keep driving them home and embarass the sycophants that are no more than parrots to the party line.

  7. Along with the economic and political power games of the AGW, there is also the strong religious angle that is allowing this to happen. ‘The mother goddess who is planet Earth is in trouble from all that humans have done, and she must be restored to her pristine state. We must take things back to the Garden of Eden, to expiate our original sin of sullying the place. We have no choice.’

    In other words, it’s the Roman Church game all over again vectorng in from another direction, dressed up in slghtly different costumes.

  8. carl said

    @#1

    isn’t just them, the US Treasury is also looking into and probably will forcibly snatch up everyone’s 401k’s and give them the social security treatment………in other words make them into annuities that you may or may not collect all of unless you live a long long time

    so far they haven’t provided real honest reasons but anyone paying attention can easily see that when the FED stops funding govt bonds and the housing market in April that a gaping hole will need to be filled

    wouldn’t shock me at all if some of this ends up in the hands of those in the article you posted at some point

    at any rate the behavior of the IPCC at this stage is beyond belief

  9. Fluffy Clouds (Tim L) said

    sorry………

    lmao

    lost 1,000,000 jobs BUT saved or made 700,000…………

    what ever.

  10. The Silence Is Settled said

    Pachauri thinks nobody can pin anything on him, is it?

  11. Keith W. said

    Now Jeff, you need to make proper attribution there. Adam Savage from Mythbusters first said the reality substitution line, and I believe their production company has trademarked items with that quote on it. That it applies to describe most AGW believers is just coincidence. 😉

  12. ADE said

    Find the conspiritors.
    http://euro-med.dk/?p=11956
    http://euro-med.dk/?p=56

  13. Joshua Jin said

    I was studying something else about this on another blog. Interesting. Your perspective on it is novel. – Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. – Benjamin Franklin 1706 – 1790

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